Indiana Jones And The Blood Diamond

No this is not the latest Indiana Jones movie. It's just the title of the latest episode of The Gorram Nerd Hour. This week Jacob and Jeremy are once again joined by Casey. In fact Casey fills in at the top of the show as they interview a man named Richard Blood. He is a kind hearted Brit with a rather oblivious nature. But we suppose you'd have to be if your name was Dick Blood. He tells the boys about his family and the new business he has just opened in the hopes of drumming up business.

After that Jacob arrived as the three of them embarked on a journey, a journey to the land of Russians, nuclear weapons, flying refrigerators and Karen Allen. Yes, it's Bad Impression Theater. This time they read from Indiana Jones and the City of Gods, a magical place where Batman and Bullwinkle meet. Join us, won't you, for a truly breathtaking experience.

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The Archive Of Gorram Fun

Hey everyone,

Jacob Here. I have been tirelessly going through old and new episodes looking for clips of some of our best moments to cut down into clips for you all to enjoy in little bite sized morsels. I first went through the first two episodes with myself and my new co-host, Jeremy Taylor, and found some great moments filled with inappropriateness and glee (not the TV show, but there is some singing in one clip).

One thing I am very grateful for is that Kevin Moyers, one of the main men behind Abnormal Entertainment, always told us that even though our shows were on his network they belonged to us. So I've been raiding the Abnormal archive looking for fun moments. The first one pulled for you all was from the final episode featuring myself and Brian Smith. We were in the middle of shooting our second short film, Terrestrial starring Bill Oberst Jr., and decided to have him come by and record with us. During the show we did a piece called Bad Impression Theater where we read an unproduced screenplay in really ridiculous voices. We had a lot of fun with Bill that day. I remember that time fondly. He was game for anything we threw at him. We read from the unproduced Rob Zombie movie The Crow 2037. Have a listen right here.


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Updates, Updates, Updates!

We have loved the start of the new Gorram Nerd Hour. Jeremy and I have had a blast doing it so far. And we appreciate those of you have listened so far. Tell your friends. And if you didn't like the show then tell your enemies. And if you'd rather just tell random strangers you can do that too. You don't even have to like the show to do that. If you don't feel like telling anyone you don't have to. It's fine. We don't need you. We don't need anything...except this lamp.

Sorry, I got off track there for a moment. Okay, I'm back and clear headed now. First update - Jeremy and I will not be recording this week in celebration of Independence Day. We're gonna spend the day punching aliens and shouting, "Welcome to Erf!" This is why I tried and failed to have the second episode scheduled to arrive on the 4th. But I'm not sure how I feel about Podcast Garden as a hosting site yet. They put the right date on there but still made it available right away. Maybe it was user error. I am getting old, after all, and computers are a young man's game. Sure, I could work in IT and tell people to turn their computers off and turn them back on. Sure, I can actually open my email. I can even properly take a photo on my phone and not have my thumb anywhere in the picture. But, as far as you know, I thought a gig was either when a band plays at a club or short for 1.21 gigawatts.

Update number 2 - At work I have this guy I talk to quite a bit. He's a big nerd and he lives relatively close. When we talk at work he has this way of getting me ranting about all sorts of random topics I didn't even know I was passionate about. And his laugh sounds like a turkey gobble.

We're gonna have him come in from time to time. How could we not share a laugh like that with the world? If all goes well we'll have him in for Episode 3. Maybe we'll even do an episode of Bad Impression Theater while he's there.

Speaking of Bad Impression Theater. Before Brian and took our very long hiatus we did a really fun installment of BIT with our guest Bill Oberst Jr. and read from Rob Zombie's never produced movie - The Crow 2037. Jeremy and I have been talking about what unproduced movie to read from. There was talk of continuing with the Rob Zombie anti-masterpiece. But there are also so many others out there that would be great. One that comes to mind is the David Twohy version of Alien 3. Either way I'm sure you'll love what we'll bring to the table.

Once again we want to thank you for listening and just know we'll be continuing to make this show unique and fun. Find our new episodes here.


- Jacob

Better Early Than Late

So I thought that I had set this to publish on Saturday the 4th. But It's already up.

Here's Episode 2: I Don't Mean To Sound Racist...


The boys are back for episode 2. This week they discuss the myriad of sequels in some form of development in Hollywood...all 140 of them. They talk about sullying the memory of Brandon Lee. There's also a moment when Jacob decides to go on what could have easily been construed as racist by Jeremy. And Jacob's dad calls twice during the show sounding thoroughly confused. Jacob sings Spinal Tap. There are some strong opinions shared about Melissa McCarthy. They close out the show talking about putting Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box and say goodbye to James Horner by playing a piece of music from Star Trek II.